dear honey,

case in point…

heading out today, you paused at the door…your one hand grasping your laptop, the other fishing for keys in the drawer…

and you did a lil’ wiggley-jig with your leg!

incredulous, i inquired…“what are you doing?!?”

unabashed, you replied…“checking to see if my wallet’s in my pocket.”

you…like no one else!

very sincerely,
me