dear blog,
okay!
alright!
fine!
so these apples didn’t fall far from the tree…
happy?!?
very sincerely,
me
– circa spring, 2008
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“these thighs…cry every night for you!”
dear blog,
just one…
one!
these girlies have a lengthy history of prior offenses…
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forget sockin’ away money for college…these poor little boys are gonna need their daddy to fund some serious counseling when they’re older!
i mean really…c’mon!
nobody in their right mind would accessorize
a camo print with another print!!!
obviously, in this case…basic black…or…maybe…a splash of
color…a complimentary shade of green, perhaps…would’ve
been a much more fashion-conscious choice!
but this? this just isn’t right…
– october 11, 2007
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heaven help them…
very sincerely,
me
the p-town theatre troupe
– presents –
MY LIFE
– cast of characters –
honey……………………………..the provider of things………………………………jason
darc………………………………the washer of the things….………………………..darcie
i’ya………………………………………..the guitarist……………………………………….alex
emmie…………………………………….the knitter………………….………………….emma
hannah-girl………………………………the artist.……………………………………hannah
clairie…………………………………..the bookworm…………….……………………..claire
bits………………………………………….the giggler…………………………………elisabeth
jack……………………………………..the ear-bender…………………………………….john
will………………………………………the lisp-bearer………………………………..william
baby…………………………………………the chub…………………………………………eian
shows daily!
more sleep 101
okay, so we’ve established that a “sleepy head” is a key element in determin-
ing whether or not your little one has had a good night’s sleep…right?
let’s move on to naps then, shall we?
if, in a fraction of the time it takes to sleep through the night, your little one awakens with a “sleepy head” of…say…this caliber…
…you can rest assured that your precious little one
is getting all the rest that he (or she) needs!
okay, me thinks that, maybe…just maybe…mama’s
the only one gettin’ a giggle outta this!
– october 29, 2007
dear (bigger) little people,
i needed a lil’ giggle this mornin’…
and since laughing at your expense is always funner than laughing at my own…i looked up some old pictures of you…
this one did the trick…
and then i thought…
hmmm…thought i…
“they wouldn’t want me to keep this to myself…they’d want me to share…to spread the giggles and the smiles…”
‘cause i know you would!
so…you’re welcome!
very sincerely,
me (your naughty mama)
p.s.
and because you’ve always…secretly…been my favorite…
– those first three out on our property (june, 2002)
the sleepy head chronicles
hmmm…“sleepy head”…
that reminds me…
more “from the archives”…
i submit…in installments…for my viewing pleasure…“the sleepy head chronicles”…
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how can you tell if your little one has had a good night’s sleep?
just take a look at their “sleepy head”, of course!
– march 22, 2006
dear donut day,
i love you.
i love my two chocolate glazed donuts and my milk left in the freezer for just so long…
‘cause this…
this little i just can’t relate to…
say…where’d he run off to, anyway?
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i’m sorry, but i don’t…
…ever…
…remember…
…oatmeal…
…being this much fun!!!
– june 29, 2007
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oh…that frizzy sleepy head…that ever-present goose egg…those endless silly faces!
seriously…where’d he run off to?!?
great…
now i’m gonna need three donuts…
very sincerely,
me
the big fence
what a great day that was…when that pesky old fence blew over that one windy day last spring!
how wonderful when they begged and he said “yes”…leaving it down…that whole glorious summer…them and their next door buddies running back and forth at will!
how sad when those ominous clouds of fall and winter swept through…and with them…that new big fence!
how pathetic…them…the children of the east and west…having to play through…
…and over that fence!
him…the unwitting ruiner of all their hopes and dreams for summer…
them crying out…“mr. jason…daddy…tear down this fence!”
– hannah’s image
another 2k…worth o’ words!
oh my goodness! how long has it been since i’ve shamelessly displayed pictures of my adorable little people?
i agree! entirely too long!
so here’s a couple of shots…of the littlest two, at least…after alex and emma got a hold of ‘em…
kojak…minus his “lolly”…
…and our little “hip hopper”, 2 bitz!
get it? kojak…ko-jack…‘cause he looks like the bald guy with a serious addiction to lollypops who’d always say, “who loves ya, baby?”…and, well, he’s a baby?
okay…
then how about 2 bitz…‘cause she’s two…and we call her “bits”…but i changed it to a “z” on account of the whole “hip hop” thing. and there’s that rapper who calls himself “50 cent”…which, now that i think about it, doesn’t really make much cents…i mean sense…because “two bits” was actually the colonial equivalent of about 25¢, not 50…
well…anyway…you get the picture…
get it?
“picture”?
okay! alright! enough already!
– june 22, 2006