dear health-o-meter,

i admit…the holidays were nummy delicious…

but i just can’t imagine what i ever did to make you say such things to me…

i think you’re just plain lying…

i think you’re grossly exaggerating the truth!

and if it weren’t for all the sweet things you said to me last summer

i think i’d up and just toss you away!

very sincerely,


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