dear belly, bat wings and bum,

just because i only lasted two stinkin’ days…then proceeded to do a full-on face plant right off o’ that wagon…with somethin’ of mine gettin’ stuck in it’s wheel…and it draggin’ me along right behind through the mud…

and just because my honey insists that he loves you…and all of my other parts…just the way that you (all) are…

doesn’t mean this is over!

this is so not over…

just you wait!

right after i finish off those birthday chocolates…

and get that treat i sometimes (always) get after i’ve amassed all of those groceries…

and…well…that soda i’ll probably have with my birthday pizza tonight…

oh…and that taco bell grammy insists on bringin’ for all of our lunches tomorrow…

and…probably…that dessert i have planned for our company after our gathering on sunday…

so…like…

monday!

yes!

probably…monday!

it’s…so…back…on!

just…you…wait!

very sincerely,
me

p.s.

wait…

on second thought…

maybe…not…monday…